It's ON, baby! It's on like Fat Pat's Thong!

Good day treadheads and welcome to the Phatcats Tank Aces blog.  Here you will be able to track the heavy metal mayhem as the weeks progress and keep up to date with the thrills, the kills and hopefully some reasonable stills of all the action as it goes down.

Who's top gun?  Who brought an armoured car to a tank fight?  Who got distracted by something shiney and forgot to use their stormtrooper move?  Who actually actually gives a fuck (not obvious I must say)?  Stay tuned and you just might find out.

ParthianShot

*Blog title disclaimer*

The title of this blog in no way suggests that Phatcats members are in any way homo-erotically aroused by the the proximity of highly successful tank commanders.  "Do" in the context of the title merely refers to participation in the campaign and is not a thinly veiled euphemism for sweaty man love.  Phatcats members are in fact the most heterosexual group of individuals one could ever meet.

Apart from Ross that is ...

He LOVES the cock.